Dogs Rule Cats Drool

Found these Dog Rules online and decided that just for LucyBelle I would post them.

Dog Rules

1.The dog is not allowed in the house.

2.Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3.The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

4.The dog can get on the old furniture only.

5.Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

6.Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

7.The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.

8.The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only

9.The dog can sleep under the covers every night.

10.Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

Now in all fairness to LucyBelle she doesn't like being under the covers and she doesn't like it when I am under the covers either!! So sleeping in in the morning is pretty much a bust unless you want an ear full of "wet willies". She pulls at the covers til she has a bare ear or neck and then she just can't seem to hold her Licker! Still she is the best reason to get up and out of bed in the mornings so tit's all good.