Wonder Drug

Some great drug company researchers have finally developed a new synthetic drug for the rest of the world. Using minute samples of our shared familial DNA doctors and gene therapists were able to isolate the strand regulating the developemnet of certain centers in the brain to "Turn Off" this ability in others. In various blind studies throughout the United States and Europe this new drug was 97.999% effective on those recieveing this drug in expressing themselves more appropriately. Though FDA approval has not been granted, permission to do further testing on the public at large has been granted. Unfortunately my abilities in this area are so highly developed that no amount of this new drug seems to work on me or my family. Those of you in the public at large not related to us can now be free of the social embarassment we often feel. You can actually say you are taking this drug and suppressing those cells in the brain that so often get me and the rest of my family into trouble. The name of this new drug is called Sarcasma So get yours today!