Why Is It?

....that some people say in print or on the phone things they'd never say to someone's face? Or maybe they would and I just don't associate with people who talk like this.
This was the message I opened up while playing FarmTown on FaceBook tonight. I don't know exactly why it really irritates me that this was sent by Ms Monica on Sunday but it does


___I think you're full of shit. I am on facebook everyday. Stop sending me crap!___


This was my response________________

If you are on FaceBook EVERY day you obviously have plenty of time to waste. So I can't believe that you don't know of a very simple little keystroke you may use that will allow you to put people on Ignore. Which if you if you had understood the rules lets you un-friend them and cut them out of your Facebook life completely.
Since I don't know a Monica at all IRL (unless Ms Monica is only a screen name for gaming) I must have either hired you or worked for you on the FarmTown game. Either you must have asked to be on my Buddy/Friend list and I must have agreed, or vice versus. However I will have absolutely no problem at all deleting you off my list forever. If you will delete me from yours I would, of course, appreciate it.
If you need help finding the directions on how to do this, please message me again and I will tell you exactly where to go to get them.

I thought I was extremely polite. Don't You?

Romeo, Romeo,

.....where for art thou Romeo?





BTW That sounded a whole lot better than the one I was considering
(after all "Lucy Got Laid" sounded like a title for a porno movie.)
Thanks Shakespeare.
This is Romeo isn't he a cutie? He is 2 years old and is a silver and gray standard Yorkie. It took a little while to find him but we did and he's not that far away. Best of all there was no stud fee since his family would just like Pick of the Litter. He and Lucy Belle hooked up together for a Blind Date yesterday and again today so around Halloween we will have Puppies!!! Then they should be able to leave Lucy about Christmas time.
I don't think Lucy liked it all that much she sure made a fuss yesterday. In fact it scared her so much she did a little doodie on him. Today went alot better but then she kept making like a long drawn out Ouch noise that was really pitiful. I gave her lots of cuddles when it was over but since I still felt a little guilty about pimping out my dog, we stopped at Arctic Circle and I bought her some Corn Puppies as a treat.
Now she loves me again.

Cute Doggy Pics

Aren't these CUTE!!!!!!! My little girl is all growed up and weighs just under 10lbs. She loves a good cuddle and adores having her belly rubbed.
Soon we will need to be finding her a boyfriend so she can have a couple of babies.

MMMMmmmm Chocolate! not against the Word of Wisdom, Yet!

I am not sure how or why this works but it does!
Something fun to play with for a minute or two.

This is what my friend Lisa sent me today. I tried it and it was right on. Totally got my age right and everything!




Don't tell me your age; you'd probably lie anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH

This is pretty neat.


DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)



2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5




4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator


5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..
If you haven't, add 1758.


6.. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number




The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).





The next two numbers are



YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)



THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.